I love fun holidays! You’ll probably never meet another person that loves Halloween more than me, there’s something magical about the pride I feel on the 4th of…
My sons did not enter this world via my vajayjay. When you see the boys, you may assume I’m married to some hot Asian guy or that I’m…
Fuck the time change. I don’t know about you, but my little darlings have been going to bed super fucking late ever since the pandemic and I’m over…
Dear Mrs. Cleaver, You’ve had your eye on me since November when I missed the purchase date for the Holiday Wreath Fundraiser. I appreciate that they were organic,…
I have spent my whole life fighting. I did not have a gentle and pleasant childhood. There was drama, so much of it. There was rage, and screaming,…
I hit a tree, and I hit it hard. I was on my mountain bike, pedaling my inner Evil Knievel through a forest along a narrow winding trail.…
I paid $300 for an appointment with the menopause doctor. I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. I was also sick of hearing my family…
I’ve read in some parenting book (and why do I keep reading them???) that every generation softens up their approach to raising children compared to their parents before…
Recently, mornings have become a bit darker. And by darker, I mean like the stuff horror films are made of. I’m talking about rolling over to find a…
Would sex make you feel better? Look, I’m sorry for walking into the toilet when you had the door shut. I thought that was a weird place for…