The past couple months have sent me on a journey I thought was reserved for young slutty women. I went in for my routine pap smear performing my…
I was at an event once and was introduced to a woman who was prattling on about this being her first night out away from her kids in…
Dear Neighbor: I don’t mean to sound negative, but no one is coming for your tree. Unless you call the city and pay to have it picked up,…
Let me get straight to the point. I hate pap smears. Like, a lot. If given a choice between enduring a pap smear right now or jumping off…
We spent all day planning for my party. It was going to be the first time I had my new, popular friends over to my house since joining…
When I was three-years-old, my favourite movie was The Wizard of Oz. There was just one problem. I had no beef with the flying monkeys or the gnarled…
What a glorious day, I think to myself. I am skipping and humming as I go about my day as if I am having the best damn day…
I had to leave the room today as we watched church on Zoom. We were in our pajamas still, sitting on the couch half asleep. Myself, my husband…
The week between Christmas and New Year’s is a mental and spiritual Twilight Zone of sorts. Even in a normal, pre-pandemic year, I find myself mildly nauseated for…
While everybody is making resolutions and even picking a theme for the new year, I do my usual, which is not making resolutions, and generally live my life…