We had to ask our BLUNTmoms to caption this crazy pic of the exchange student trapped in a German Vagina sculpture.
“All of them spend their whole lives trying to crawl back in don’t they?”
“Boy loves his stone cold pussy.”
“Clearly he has mommy issues.”
“You are supposed to put your face in there, not your feet.”
“Really, we are all interested in being back in the vagina. Haven’t you been watching OITNB? Or used a sleeping bag?”
“Never underestimate the power of the pussy.”
“Grandpa tell us again about the time you were entrapped in a giant stone vagina!”
“And they told him he was going for a tour of the Grand Canyon.”
“Should have just used the pull out method.”
“No you heard me right Mom, I wasn’t ice climbing…I said I got trapped in a cervix, not a crevice.”
“They should totally remake 127 hours right at this monument.”
And finally: Three steps to get famous fast:
1. Take up with questionable associates who dare you to do ‘dumb shit.’
2. Accept said dare and attempt to climb into giant marble genitalia.
3. Get stuck in said giant genitalia. Be rescued by firefighters.
