Seven years ago, when I was in my 20s living with my mom and my sister, I woke up one morning and came downstairs to find that the…
1. “That child needs a nap.” Oh really? First of all, up yours. I need a nap. Maybe you need a nap. Maybe my child has colic. Maybe…
Yay! I get to leave this hell hole where the ice storm just killed most of my beautiful plants and trees, Where I spent the last four days…
I meet myself in the living room. I am unshowered, dressed in yoga pants, a comfy sweatshirt, and slippers, my long, graying hair pulled back in a ponytail.…
Help! I’ve been sucked into the online marketing vortex, and I can’t get out! I will admit, I am a social media junkie. You’d imagine that has aided…
6:15am: Alarm clock wakes me and I gently punch the snooze repeatedly until I feel it has learned its lesson. 6:40am: Today is the day I’m going to…
Dear Joe, Some say, “Of course size matters.” But for me it’s your strength. My heart pounds the moment you’re inside me. Oh how you get me going.…
Dear Neighbor: I don’t mean to sound negative, but no one is coming for your tree. Unless you call the city and pay to have it picked up,…
While everybody is making resolutions and even picking a theme for the new year, I do my usual, which is not making resolutions, and generally live my life…
Years ago I worked in a medical office and at the holidays the doctors would always give us lovely gifts. One in particular, who happened to be Jewish, would…