Oh, man.
I thought I did laundry.
I have to wear tights.
Don’t twist the leg.
Do NOT twist the leg.
Is the leg twisted?
@#$%
***
This isn’t so bad.
Cozy actually.
My legs look AMAZING.
I should always wear tights.
***
Whoa! Chilly!
Do I really have to pee?
Or do I just think I have to pee?
I better pee
just to be safe.
***
WTF?
Static cling!
Hairspray?
Wet paper towel?
Hand lotion?
Those can’t be right.
I hope they all know
I’m only rubbing my butt
to make sure my skirt is still there.
I’m pulling these tights up
quick so no one notices.
In 3, 2, 1. Go!
He totally saw that.
When did I become
someone who walks around
yanking on her tights?
***
Probably shouldn’t have eaten lunch.
Possibly a major mistake.
CODE RED!
***
Magicians
Buzz saws
Tights
Things that CUT YOU.
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How can I possibly
be this much fatter
than I was this morning?
Evil.
Pure Evil.
***
Must
rip
off
tights.
I’ll take them off in the car.
No, bad idea.
I think I can feel my spleen.
Pretty sure.
***
When I get home
I’m throwing out
every
single
pair
of
tights.
I hate you, tights.
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MADE IT
MADE IT
MADE IT
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That wasn’t so bad.
My legs look AMAZING.
I should always wear tights.