I’m having a midlife crisis. People talk a lot about male midlife crises. The sports cars. The buxom bimbos. The gold chain nestled in overflowing grey chest hair.…
It’s a fairly common thing to hear women talk about how much they don’t want to become their mothers. We like to think we’ll be wiser than they…
Before I even finish typing this first sentence, I can already feel the heat begin to emanate from my computer monitor from the blinding, judgy glare of a…
I have been undergoing breast cancer treatment for more than a year and the reason I won’t write about it for anyone other than Blunt Moms today is because I…
In this Thanksgiving season, it is essential to remember it is never too late to say thank you. Sure, it gets embarrassing if you have had ‘Thank you…
If you don’t know what a VSCO (pronounced “visco”) girl is, you’ve obviously been living under a rock for the past six months, so quick – find a…
Dear Mirror, I recognize you are only doing your job, but maybe we should reevaluate your job description. You were purchased to help with the random eyebrow hairs,…
We don’t owe you an explanation. No woman who has experienced harassment, assault, acts of “sexual deviance” – whatever name you want to apply to being sexually used,…
When I was around seven years old I remember my Mother coming home after doing the groceries as she always did on Saturday mornings. This time, she was…
Like all adult children whose hoarding parents suddenly decide to clean house, I received a box of my childhood artifacts to take home. I gave the box a…