I do some of my best thinking in the shower. I also do other things.
No, I’m not talking about THAT. That’s a little too much TMI if you ask me. I’m talking about peeing.
Yes, I pee in the shower.
There, I said it. I kind of feel like I’m at a support group meeting for even admitting it. I mean, nice girls like me don’t do it in the shower, let alone write about it. My condition is so repressed that I can’t even write “it.” I have to refer to “it” as “it.”
But “it” gets a bad rap and I think that it’s time to give “it” the recognition it deserves. I am hereby convening a meeting of the “Pee is Totally Underrated Society.”
First up on the agenda: The Benefits of Pee
1. Madonna no longer has athletes foot and neither do I.
2. It’s sterile. Imagine if you were on a desert island or something.
3. Cures jelly fish stings. Try it.
4. If you have a whole bucket, you could put out a fire.
5. Softens leather right up. Why do you think Febreeze was invented?
6. Whitens teeth. Add a dollop of toothpaste for taste.
7. Allows you to mark your territory. Works for dogs, and we’re both mammals.
See what I mean? TOTALLY UNDERRATED.
Next week’s agenda: Cooking with Pee!