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Bring Back the Big Bush!

I don’t know how we got to a place where women started waxing off every last pube, but it has GOT TO STOP!

I chuckled at a complete wardrobe failure in China the other day (see pics here: http://shanghaiist.com/2013/11/28/guangzhou-auto-show-model.php) and then made the mistake of reading the comments.

I expected things along this line: Good lord girl, why on earth would you sport a dress like this? Have you not heard of Gypsy Lee Rose and leaving a little to the imagination? Instead, the comments were all rants at how dare she show her VJJ! and this one: “get thee to a waxer pronto!”

WHAT? Seriously if you are a man out there and you want a hairless woman I have two things to say to you:

  1. Consider seeing a therapist as there is a very real concern that you have some sort of creepy tendencies residing in your little head.
  2. If you want me to wax off all of mine, you’d better be prepared to do the same thing to your balls…ya that’s what I thought..

Ok, a little trim and maintenance is obviously not a bad thing and most of us are willing to do that. We don’t want you boys flossing while you are down there but rather focusing on the task at hand.

But totally hair free? Really? You are freaking me out. Haven’t you pulled out the old seventies porn mags? Those woman were hot! They were bushy and womanly! Oh wait, that’s the problem isn’t it. Having trouble handling a real woman?

Threatened, are we? Does your little pipi get lost in all our glorious growth!

Too bad for you fair weather muff munchers. Only real men need apply.

 

 

 

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