I don’t know how we got to a place where women started waxing off every last pube, but it has GOT TO STOP!
I chuckled at a complete wardrobe failure in China the other day (see pics here: http://shanghaiist.com/2013/11/28/guangzhou-auto-show-model.php) and then made the mistake of reading the comments.
I expected things along this line: Good lord girl, why on earth would you sport a dress like this? Have you not heard of Gypsy Lee Rose and leaving a little to the imagination? Instead, the comments were all rants at how dare she show her VJJ! and this one: “get thee to a waxer pronto!”
WHAT? Seriously if you are a man out there and you want a hairless woman I have two things to say to you:
- Consider seeing a therapist as there is a very real concern that you have some sort of creepy tendencies residing in your little head.
- If you want me to wax off all of mine, you’d better be prepared to do the same thing to your balls…ya that’s what I thought..
Ok, a little trim and maintenance is obviously not a bad thing and most of us are willing to do that. We don’t want you boys flossing while you are down there but rather focusing on the task at hand.
But totally hair free? Really? You are freaking me out. Haven’t you pulled out the old seventies porn mags? Those woman were hot! They were bushy and womanly! Oh wait, that’s the problem isn’t it. Having trouble handling a real woman?
Threatened, are we? Does your little pipi get lost in all our glorious growth!
Too bad for you fair weather muff munchers. Only real men need apply.
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She’s not even that hairy! Much ado about nothing…
HELL YES. So, I went through an experimental phase in college of shaving, and I def preferred the soul patch to looking like a 7 year old girl…And really, shaving is irritating. Grooming good. Razorburn bad.
What sucks is being the oldest lady (at 30!!) In my office…and the others talk about how it’s embarrassing not to shave…derp.
No. Please no. That’s not sexy! AAAAAND you want downtown pleasure time? Shave it, wax it, smack it and present it (maybe not smack it).
Oh sweetie, you are so cute and eager! I am a little worried though. You see, when you suggest even for a moment that I smack my own ass, I am quite certain you aren’t man enough for me.
As far as presenting, I think not. I am not offering you some cherished gift. My tribe prefer to mount than present. It may be a bit too much for you just yet. Back to your playpen dear where it’s as sanitized as your sex.