I am pissed at my iphone for “losing” emails.
I am pissed at my new outlook account for merging my 3 email accounts into one.
And I am pissed at myself for not being able to figure it out.
Bluntly, I don’t want to figure it out.
I have never wanted to figure it out, I just have to figure it out otherwise I am up shit creek with the other idiots who still don’t know how to use the microwave. Sorry Dad.
Or idiots that don’t know how to use their DVD players. Sorry Mom.
I usually consider myself pretty “up” with things and the latest trends, but I have a personal confession to make regarding this super smart thinng on my left wrist.
My watch.
The watch I am wearing right now, is 2 hours ahead then the proper time.
And it has been for 9 months. Fucking Fuckity Fuck of a watch. I am so sick of doing math every time I check to see if I am late for Zumba class.
I am also pissed at my washing machine. It stinks. It literally stinks and I think its stupid as hell that I have to buy washing machine cleaner for my super duper front loading washing machine. You know what, front load washing machine, you not only stink, you suck. I hate you.
And that light, you know the one in the kitchen that flickers all the time, well you my dear friend are a finnicky prick.
Sigh. I feel better. Does anyone have any chips so I can be bloated and then weigh myself on that annoying digital scale that keeps eating up all my batteries?
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Kyla Cornish Blogger, Social Media Manager
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