You have a new baby and your parental leave has begun! All those blissful weeks ahead of bonding and relaxing. My well-timed July baby meant lazy afternoons lounging…
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At the beginning of each elementary school year I would like to receive a letter from my child’s teacher explaining the at-home projects that will be assigned that…
As a young girl putting myself through college, I worked as a Cashier at local Gas Station. I worked the afternoon shift Monday to Friday, from 4 pm…
Congratulations, you are pregnant! Pregnancy is beautiful isn’t it? You glow and blossom. Your skin looks amazing and you suddenly develop luscious gorgeous shiny locks and strong beautiful…
I am a paranoid freak. I’ve wired my house like Fort Knox to prevent robbers, predators, and ex wives from coming in and 18 year olds from sneaking…
I take cleanliness seriously. On a scale of 1 to Howard Stern/Howie Mandel Clean Crazy, I’m not quite there yet. I don’t freak out about shaking hands with…
I am going to take my parenting “expert” hat off and put my mom-of-a-3-year-old hat on. I’ve been feeling under the weather, and although I’m a glass-half-full kind of gal,…
I’ve read a couple blog posts recently that revolved around parents having ‘the talk’ with their sons. They were funny and sweet and guilt inducing. You guys, I’ve…
It has begun. The speculation. The guessing. The anticipation and excitement that typically leads up to a very well-thought out response to the question everyone and their pet…