Like most people, I’m scared of aliens, zombies, and – occasionally when I get up to pee in the middle of the night – Bloody Mary. But there…
A few years ago, while talking with my cousin, I mentioned something about attending a symphony concert. He said, “UGH. Classical music is BORING!” Then he made a…
We’ve been told that the heart and soul of BLUNTmoms is the editorial team, but the honest truth is that the center of our universe is a woman…
I’ve already made peace with the extra ten pounds I possess and the fact that they afford me the ability to eat cake, so the proliferation of moms…
I interrupt seven-year-old Lucas’ humming to warn him, as I do every morning, that he has one more minute to finish his cereal before I take it away so he…
Today is the day. Today is the day I begin my journey to getting fit again. I will restrict calories, and I will exercise. I will be sensible, yet…
Have you ever put together 25 goody-bags for your kid’s birthday party? It totally sucks, right? What about thank-you cards? Have you ever had to sit with your…
Remember when Sex and the City was all the rage? And how half the show was vagina talk? And how they frequently discussed maintenance “down there?” In one episode, Carrie…
Recently, a slew of internet articles have popped up declaring many standard parenting phrases now to be wrong. I’m sure you’ve seen the articles; they’re usually in list-form,…
“I don’t like this. It looks yucky.” “Mari. It’s lasagna. If food could copulate and make babies, lasagna would be the offspring of pizza and spaghetti. Those are…