Dear Pants, When I first noticed your picture online, I thought, could we be a match? I read your profile. Some people think online buying doesn’t work, and…
I’m not a perfect mom. I try hard, but there are times (days? weeks?) when I don’t get any part of motherhood right. I know how hard it…
The first time I saw the woman that would become my best mommy friend, she was walking in late to our weekly Breastfeeding 101 class at the motherhood…
I sat squirming uncomfortably in my chair, eyes glancing around at other parents, wondering if I was alone in my reaction. The Head of School at my sons’…
What’s that dear? I farted on you last night? While I was asleep? You woke me and I told you to fuck off? That really doesn’t sound like…
I pride myself on being described as the cool mom by my children. The one who can rock the “mom jeans”. I can out run all of my…
The year before my daughter left the house to attend college I began thinking about all the things I would be doing that I’d been denying myself for…
There was a time in my life when I opened the door to a bitch from hell towing chaos in her wake. Before I became a mother, I…
Screw you, ice cream man! You’ve ruined more than one perfect family dinner. We’re sitting around the table, eating and chatting about our day when we hear…
I often lament at the fact that I wasn’t a parent in the 80’s where my kids would play in the backyard virtually unattended and I would suntan…