was just getting the hang of being a parent. My son was three. He could talk and somewhat dress himself, and I thought: “it’s smooth sailing from here on in, baby!”

And then, it was time to register him for school in Junior Kindergarten.

I discovered a whole new pile of things to worry about that I never even thought about before. What was going to happen with his food allergies; what was going to happen with his meds? What if he had bullies? Was he potty trained enough? Cause sometimes he still had to be reminded.

Things were made 1000 times more nightmarish by articles in the paper. We’re talking things that I wouldn’t have been able to hallucinate while in the middle of a spiritual quest out in the Mojave Desert after a 5 day fast in a sweat-bath. Six-year-olds are getting hit with lawsuits and restraining orders for sneaking kisses with girls! Teachers in the states being “naughty!” People still fighting over whether Pluto qualifies as a planet!

Surviving the next 13 years suddenly looked like an uphill battle. . . . CONTINUE READING 

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Anne usually speaks in memes and SAT words, and she frequently attempts to explain the laws of physics and high school chemistry according to the kitchen via her home blog FoodRetro. If you want to know why ice melts or pretzels turn brown, and you want to make food that you never imagined could be made from scratch in the process, she's your blogger. Her friends describe her as "hilarious when you get to know her," but it could be that they are just amused by the way she gets riled up when reading the paper. She can also be found playing the part of community editor and grammar nazi here on BLUNTmoms.

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