Yo, middle-age! You sure did sneak up on us over here at BLUNTmoms. And, although we’ve been expecting you, we can’t help but feel offended by some of…
Ok, look — it happens. Just as you find your unapologetic voice and perfect Spanx getup, something starts glowing on your head. Upon closer examination, there it is…
Blessed with strong Irish genes, I am built for potato famine and pumping out children to repopulate our people. Picture a wide center of gravity, thick legs, and…
Dear Mirror, I recognize you are only doing your job, but maybe we should reevaluate your job description. You were purchased to help with the random eyebrow hairs,…
Yesterday I was doing what people think I do all day…lazing around, albeit sans bonbons, perusing Facebook as one does when one lazes about. It was all very…