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Every morning is a scavenger hunt that starts by referring to the scribbled list of items in my head. First, I find my children, who are often still in bed or sometimes already in the family room watching TV. Then, I scrounge around for food and locate tooth brushes and underwear.

About half the time, I win at this game. Often “comb hair” is left unchecked, and once in a while “brush teeth” is simply forgotten all together.  But “get dressed” always gets checked off, or at least it did until recently.

Technically, my three-year-old, was already dressed. She was wearing a full-length pink, princess gown with a hoop skirt, earrings and a tiara. But the dress code at the daycare doesn’t allow courtier level formal attire, except on Halloween. So I told Marlo to find something else to wear.

“Why don’t you get your Hello Kitty dress?” I said.

“I’m wearing this. It’s beautiful,” she said, emphasizing the “eu.”

This was my cue to go upstairs to her bedroom and get the Hello Kitty dress. The scavenger hunt is a timed event, so I didn’t have 20 minutes to argue.

Hoping that she was suffering from toddler amnesia, I re-appeared in the family room and pretended like I had just found her favorite outfit and wasn’t this all a wonderful surprise.

“You can wear this,” I said, making my best cheerleader face and holding up the dress on its hanger. “Look, it sparkles.”

I wasn’t exaggerating. The front of the dress was covered with sequins.

“No,” she said, blankly, without even looking away from the TV.

I picked up the remote and wagged it at her. “If you don’t get dressed, I’m turning off the TV.”

“I am dressed,” she said.

I punched the power button with my thumb, and then scratched “turn off TV” from the list. She didn’t protest.

I picked her up and put her on my lap. She went limp, like a peace activist at a sit-in. So, I lay her across my legs and start pulling the princess gown off. Suddenly, she went rigid and started screaming. I tried to disengage the dress from her arms. She latched onto the sleeves with the intensity of someone hanging by one hand from a bridge and pulled them back on. The dress was still on her shoulders. I tried holding her arm tightly and shoving it through the sleeve. She held tight to the ruffled elastic. To get the dress off of her, I was going to have to pin her to the sofa using some wrestling moves that I had been subjected to in junior high by my best friend’s brother.

I was getting hot and not just because I’m out of shape. This was starting to piss me off. I could feel my muscles tensing and the adrenaline start flowing. This was becoming more than a power struggle. My body was prepared to issue a declaration of war. My mind, on the other hand, was still trying to be Madeleine Albright. I could grab her and rip off the princess dress, but what would that achieve? Probably a visit to a therapist’s office when she was 17.

I stopped and dropped her back down on the sofa. She immediately began sucking her thumb and refused to look at me.

“Your sister and I are leaving in 10 minutes. And if you’re not in the car, we’re going to school without you.”

She didn’t react.

“I am going to leave without you,” I told her, getting right in her face, my words sending puffs of air right into her nose. “And if you are not with us, you are going to spend the day in your room by yourself. Do you hear me?”

I was yelling now, so of course she could hear me.

“Ok,” she said, popping her thumb out of her mouth to say those two letters and then putting it back in.

I could feel a tickle in the back of my throat. The kind that you get when you scratch a kitten behind the ears. I loved this baby. And I hated her.

“Is everything OK in here?” asked Pam, my spouse.

“Yes, but you’re going to have to wait to go to work, while I drop off Wynn. Marlo is going to her room.”

I packed her sister in the car and drove away. When we arrived at the day care, I explained to the teachers that Marlo might come to school later if she decided to get dressed, however given her deep commitment to the princess costume,  it didn’t seem likely. The teacher smiled, half-amused, with a closed mouth and the skin crinkling gently around her eyes. They knew Marlo, too.

When I got back home, Marlo was in her room waiting for me. Calmer now, I addressed the stubborn princess in my best diplomatic but stern voice.

“You have to stay in your room and I will come and check on you in an hour. And if you decide to get dressed, you can go to school.”

“Ok,” she said. She was lying in her bed with her thumb in her mouth, covered with her blanky. She was my baby: My very strong-willed, articulate baby. I wanted to lie down and put my nose in her hair to see if it smelled like boiled peas and stroke her back which I could still cover with just one hand. But I also wanted her to follow directions. So, I blocked the door preventing her from sneaking into the family room to watch more TV and went downstairs to my office.

I sat down at my desk. The morning quiet engulfed me. The day was really just starting, and the hostilities had passed, it seemed. I could hear the dull slapping noise of my tears landing on my keyboard tray. Plop. Plop, plop. I snatched a tissue from the box on my desk. The tears were rushing now. Rage had boiled up inside of me and was spilling out my eyes. I had just come so close to lashing out with the physical force of an adult against my baby. I had screamed and stormed. I wanted to slap her. I wanted to crush her small arms and force them through the sleeves of her dress. I could feel it in my hands. I could sense it in my fists. I didn’t do it. But I wanted to, so much.

How did this come so easily, so naturally to me? This same question haunted me every time my anger swelled like a soap bubble and then suddenly popped when I reached to touch it. It was there and then it was gone, and all that remained was a painful residue of shame. Where is this from? How did this happen? How did I become the raging parent with the hands like loaded guns?

I had never asked myself these questions before, being too embarrassed to even explore the contents of my own mind.

Instead, I would justify: My daughter needed to learn that the rules could not be broken.

I would minimize: I needed to get my point across, so I yelled. Everyone yells at their kids.

I would just plain deny: I did not do that. I did not. Or if I did, it wasn’t that bad.

But now, I recognized these for that they were: The tools of abuse. And I had received them as hand-me-downs.

I wanted to hit her, because I had humiliating homemade school clothes. I wanted to hit her because of the ugly, orange dress I wore every other day in 5th grade. I wanted to hit her because my breasts were not big for a bra, yet, my mother explained. And they still aren’t. I wanted to hit her, because not having the right thing to wear was my story.

I crept up the stairs. Before I reached the landing I could hear Marlo talking to herself in a high, sweet voice, as though she was chatting with a good friend. I removed the bungee cord from the doorknob and let it fall against the banister. Then, I knocked and pushed the door open with one knuckle. She looked up and smiled.

“Are you ready to go to school,” I asked.

“I picked out these clothes,” she said sweeping her hand over a long-sleeved shirt and a pair of sweat pants, like Vanna White. And then she stood up.

“I’m wearing this bathing suit and pajamas.”

I studied her. Her bare, plump legs were pinched off at the top by a pair of pink bikini bottoms. Mostly covering the bath suit was a green, fleece shirt decorated with a panda bear wearing large slippers.

“This outfit is perfect,” I said. “Let’s just put on some pants and we can go.”

She looked delighted.

I kissed her head.



Sarah writes with sarcasm about science, gender, feminism and fertility issues on her blog She is writing a memoir about her experience becoming a parent. Sarah lives in Denver with her wife, two girls and an ungrateful dog. If she had more free time, she would spend it lobbying the state government to make down vests and flip-flops the official uniform of Colorado. You can talk to her on Twitter @sarahanngilbert.


  1. Super strong piece Sarah. Brave to write about, and I’m sure many people will relate. Nice job.

  2. The most uncomfortable pieces for people to read are the ones that usually hit closest to home, and most people can’t bring themselves to admit that they walk this line for fear of what others will think of them. Bravo for owning your feelings, girl. But these feelings aren’t just hand-me-down tools of abuse that we should feel ashamed about. They’re genetic hand-me-downs from an ancient heritage of a different and more dangerous time. And rather than feel ashamed and guilty of our old programming, you should embrace that you’ve decided to use intelligence and morality to consciously evolve your behavior and rise above these archaic and violent tendencies.

    These “bad” feelings you’ve got… they’re human. In every sense of the word. And though you were tempted to behave poorly, you chose to be superhuman.

    • I almost cried, being a parent is tough as shit. And trying to be a good parent when you were raised in tough circumstances is even harder.

  3. This speaks some of the darkest feelings many mothers have but are never brave enough to say. Thank you for being so brave and giving us a voice.

  4. You stopped yourself and were strong in a dark moment that many of us can relate to. Such a powerful piece, Sarah.

  5. This is beautiful and moving. And thank you for your courage. I’ve locked myself in my bedroom with my rage to avoid unleashing it on my kids. For me, it was also passed down. A pattern you choose not you repeat. You are not alone. It’s a worthy struggle. It’s hard, but worthy.

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