My eyebrows. Let’s talk about them. Let’s tackle those bad boys head on because a lot of the general public feel like they are bad and shouldn’t have…
I hesitated to write a piece titled “F*cking Persist,” but f*ckng persist with it is what I did. Why? Because the message is too damn necessary to avoid…
To the mom who put her baby on the floor at the airport, I’ve got your back, because apparently most of the rest of the world wants to…
It’s finally here… what you’ve been waiting for and longing for, for what seems like an incredibly long time. It’s a kid-free night with your spouse. While you are not…
To the typical critic of a man who judged the interior of my unkempt van, There is no way in hell you would ever let (like you have…
“You did what!?” “What were you thinking!?” “Why would you do that!?” “Are you stupid!?” NO. NO. NO. NO. You damn well better not respond like that to…
“You should have never had kids.” Can you believe that someone had the gall to not merely utter those words to me, but to yell them at me,…
I feel like right before you are about to engage in sexy business with your partner, the Reproductive Fairy should appear and tell you this: “Please see Terms…
Go ahead and tell me who I am. You think you know me, I can tell by how you are looking at me. I can tell by the…
Ping. Ping. New Text Message. “IT’S YOUR WIFE.” Remember me? No? Oh, that’s right — you only know me as something else… IT’S THE LADY THAT TENDS TO…