“Honey. HON. Wake up.” “Mmghph.” “WAKE UP.” My husband rolls over and peers at me. He is the epitome of groggy, rumpled, and “I just woke up 2…
DISCLAIMER: I do not and have never had an open case with Child Protection Services. And I’ve also never stolen any copper wiring. But I have tried to…
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Although I only work part time as a therapist, some would say it’s a stressful job. On a regular basis, I deal with individuals and couples who are…
I love social media so much I’d probably hyperventilate and break out in hives if I had to spend more than 24 hours without being plugged in. There,…
The drive-thru is not a new invention and neither is the automobile. So why are there still so many people that are confused about how to navigate the…
For the past decade, Facebook has been bridging the great expanses of the internet to allow people to reach out and poke one another and never get their…
I’m not scared of aliens. I’m terrified. On the most beautiful 70-degree evenings, as crickets sing their white-noise lullaby and everyone in the suburbs pushes open their windows…
It has come to my attention in the past few weeks that I am a shitty-ass friend. This probably should have occurred to me sooner but I am,…