Last week, while playing video games with my 6-year-old, I was knocked flat by a series of familiar pains in my left flank, lower abdomen, and for lack…
I believe in speaking up when you think someone isn’t doing an adequate job as caretaker of another living being. I believe in being neighborly. And in avoiding…
I’m fond of the memories I have from high school. I can say that now because it’s been twenty-something years. I caught myself thinking that we never had…
My one and only pregnancy started out like many others – with crippling exhaustion, inexplicable cravings for meatballs, the purchase of about 10 pregnancy tests (“Is that a…
We met at a party. I was hesitant to go, but my friend insisted. She wanted to introduce me…blah blah blah. Fine. I’ll go but if it’s like…
As a society, we appear to be getting dumber, and the media has noticed. Some authors have attempted to write thought provoking articles on the subject. Unfortunately, many…
God knows I love a good elixir. Tea, coffee, juice, heady liquor; even warm bathroom tap water can taste like sweet nectar under the right circumstances. I love…
I am practically perfect in every way. Well, except for the fact that I am three inches too short. Supposedly, I’m on the tall side of average for…
I know why they call it a Wonder Bra now. Once you need to wear this padded, lifting, pinching invention of deception you will be wondering where your…
Or Instagram. Or Twitter. Or Pinterest. Or anywhere. If any of these words rhymed then you could recite it to yourself to the rhythm of Green Eggs and…