Today marks the beginning of Autism Awareness Month, with tomorrow being World Autism Awareness Day. Honestly, the whole thing leaves me feeling conflicted, tired, and a lot like…
Since the beginning of our kissing career, my oily forehead combined with Steve’s glasses has proved hazardous. Steve stopped finding it cute after the first day. Now I…
There are a lot of dividers out there these days… Minorities vs. “Whites”. Young vs. Old. Skinny vs. Fat. Republican vs. Democrat. Crunchy vs. Well… not Crunchy! Apparently there’s another…
You know what I’m sick of? People telling me to be awesome. Implying my day needs to be filled with glorious backdrops. Adventures that teach my kids valuable…
So my darling son, the terrorist has recently decided that he no longer needs to wear a diaper. Ever. The child isn’t even 2 yet and somehow has…
Oh do I have a story for you…. In my late twenties I had to go for my annual pap smear. Damn I hate the word smear. Any…
The first thing the doctor says to me after looking at me and my 6 month old was “Did you deliver him vaginally?” I said no and he…
My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously.…
We have been living in Langley for the past few years and one thing you will notice out here (besides the plethora of big box stores, jillions of…
I know there are all sorts of different ideals out there about living a good life, doing well in business and being a generally “successful” person. All those…