Hey Karen,

Someone said you were looking for the “manager” of this current shit show we are living through. I have read through your email of things you feel are “not ok” with you…and would like to address them.

This is a long list and I will do my best to make you feel validated and important.

First and foremost the masks. Yes – what a pain in the ass.  I am really sorry about this one. Seems like they’re actually making a difference in lowering the rate of COVID-19. However, the majority of people insist on killing this virus with kindness, but is that even “science?”

Next is the physical distancing – it is hard- you’re not wrong there.

You do have every right to whip through the grocery aisles cause you are trying to get your steps in – but that older woman is like taking forEVER to pick out mustard. Just get dijon – am I right??? And really – is mustard an essential condiment right now – Jesus – go home.

I get it, I hear you, Karen. We did try to give seniors their own hour to shop but some white women were a little choked that they also didn’t get an hour for them – at night, with some Pinot Grigio samplers. I mean how hard would that be considering book clubs are frowned upon now.

Yes it is unfair that you signed up for a Wine Ninja group and got stuff you didn’t really like. Rosé is not your All Day…seems like people just don’t know each other like we used to. It’s not like you can ninja the next girl with the same bottle – there will be evidence posted. Stuck on solving this one for you hun. I will reach out to my supervisor’s team lead  and see what we can do.

I like Rosé but I am not comfortable posting my address for just anyone – that’s how Home Sweet Home signs get stolen.

What’s next on your list…dog parks, ok.

No, it’s hard to understand that dogs need to be leashed when birds get to be all free and flying. I get your point Karen. I mean they do actually shit everywhere. And when did black people start bird watching? Cause –  it would be nice to know just who exactly we are sharing the parks with.

What’s next, oh yes, this touched a nerve, as I myself just got told by the kids to delete my account lol.

The abuse you are suffering on TikTok is absolutely uncalled for. Of course you have the right to lip sync for some new friends – being told you are too old and not funny – I can’t imagine how this affects you. You are perfect just the way you are.

Also what is with all this political shit on TikTok – I thought we were here to sip White Claw and rant about divorce?

Thanks for being patient while I continue with your list..Oh this one hurts, yes. TARGET in Minnesota is gone. They just busted down the doors and tore that shit up.

These times do call for justice. It’s hard to know what will help. Perhaps lead the lady troops with a hashtag #TargetMatters?

Seeing all these angry black people is scary Karen. Hands down I am worried too. I mean what if we have to take care of that problem too! With homeschooling, teaching online yoga and managing your direct sales business – who has the energy?? Plus – you already support so many causes.

I know you aren’t racist Karen, you have black coworkers and you always sign the “From Us” card. Every sign of solidarity counts. Keep up the good fight.

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Angila has been writing since 1979 when she received her first diary, filling it with boy crazy nonsense and girly drama. It wasn't until the 21st century that she discovered writing was a healing tool to release inner chaos. When Facebook was invented Angila, who is an attention whore reveled in receiving likes and shares. Comments started pouring in that she should write a book. Knowing her lack of follow through and commitment issues, Angila ignored the advice and chose to blog. Detached From Logic is where she currently vomits her creative juices and allows the voices in her head a digital soap box. Her life long dream of having fans came when wordpress announced she had one follower. Unlike the stalkers in her life this one felt acceptable and welcomed.

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