I dropped my kids off in my pajamas.
I swore I would never be that person. But, I now am.
And you know what?
I am not embarrassed about it.
Not one little bit.
It was awesome.
Seriously, Pajama Mom’s are the smartest women on the planet.
And you can do it too.
Here’s how….
You just leisurely drink your coffee, giggle at your friends kids videos on the computer, lazily empty the dishwasher, quitely check your twitter then look you watch and say, “HOLY MO FO…. I have to drop the kids off in 3 minutes!”
And then you have 3 minutes of actual heart aching panic.
But its the fun kind of panic. You know, like robbing a bank or burying a gigalo.
You “speed demon” dress the kids, put on your boots only to have your 2 year old freak out because you are not dressed and then drive an appropriate speed to drop them off at hopefully the proper destination.
You got it right, Pajama Mom’s.
I never wanted to be you. I used to make fun of you, now all I want to get in on your Pajama party
Kyla Cornish
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I like to up the ante and combine panama mama attire with full on bed head. It really shows my level of caring.
BAHAHA. You win.
I tried it once. In my grey pj pants that I thought looked kind of like yoga pants. It was all going swimmingly until my kid sold me out…”MOM!!! Why are you wearing your pajamas…AT SCHOOL?!?!?!” super loud in the middle of the playground. Considering sending that one to boarding school…no morning drop-offs required!
Oh, I like that. I like to not be alone in horrifying children.
I’ll raise you your pj pants + bedhead….+ drive really slow…with all the windows down…singing Taylor Swift as loud as humanly possible.
It’s funny as you’re pulling out of your driveway. The kids lose their sense of humour by the time you reach the school.
Well, that is just NOT right.
Now I don’t have to homeschool my kids. You have empowered me to wear my pyjamas to school. Mothers unite!
P.S. Not that you’d know what it felt like to rob a bank or bury a gigalo…
Glad someone liked the gigalo line.
Nothing says “no fucks were given today” like PJ’s outside the house. I keep a pair of bunny slippers in reserve and my children know I will wear them through the school if they get too lippy.