Can somebody please do something about these misogynist old crinkle dicks in positions of power?
This asshole, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has said women cannot be treated as equal to men. He has accused feminists of rejecting motherhood. “You cannot put women and men on an equal footing,” he told a meeting in Istanbul. “It is against nature.” He also said feminists did not grasp the importance of motherhood in Islam.
His Deputy Minister, a gold-plated limp pecker of a man, Bülent Arınç said “women should not laugh in public in Turkey” in a speech on moral corruption in the country. He goes on to say: “Where are our girls, who slightly blush, lower their heads and turn their eyes away when we look at their face, becoming the symbol of chastity?”
Are you kidding me with this shit?
These two jokers run an entire country that (presumably) has women in it. It has girls and teens who are being raised in this land where the most “powerful” people want to take their person-hood away. These abominable man-shits want to send a message to other menfolk that oppression is okay, that a perceived lack of chastity is grounds for abuse.
It is 2016. These repugnant swine are so convinced of their antediluvian viewpoint that they feel free to spout this shit on international media. They preach their oppressive doctrine and do not show so much as a dribble of shame.
And people actually go along with this shit.
Sadly, these two are among a tragic number of similar thinking leaders in many countries. You find these assclowns everywhere. It is like they come oozing out of the same stinking sewer of hate, consumed with vagina-phobia. Our mysterious place threatens them, but really they want in so badly that they must punish us for making them thirst for it so hard. We push babies out of our dark places, so there must be some evil power in that six square inches of real estate. And biology says they can’t have it. In the minds of these fanatics, vaginas must be cast down and shamed to remove their power.
The rest of the world’s possessors of soft clams between our legs often feel helpless to fix such an enormous and pervasive problem. But we need to help our sisters.
Maybe we should do what the world always does and set up a hashtag in protest. Maybe #realwomanlaughyouasshole or #wearelaughingatyourtinydick. Maybe we could encourage women in oppressed countries to sneak up behind these pontificating blowhards at public rallies to pants them.
When they start spewing their bullshit? Just yank those trousers to the ground and make sure every woman in the crowd (probably in the back row) laughs loudly and hard. #pantsthatfucker
We could also set a team of elite lady hackers on them to find their secret predilections to publish online. You just know that the more they spout about the evils of women, the more likely it is that they have been ass banged by a hooker with a giant dildo. They have dirty thoughts, and they punish women for them. Plain and simple.
The other solution could be that we get Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau to issue a formal invitation for women in Turkey to bring their daughters to Canada. We will helidrop immigrant visas and load the females onto planes to come to our peaceful nation. Leave the men to play with their dicks and come to a country that values women.
We would have to apologize to our new citizens though. We could have an obnoxious vagina-hating neighbour if Trump actually becomes President, but at least when we pants him, you can laugh freely without being called an immoral whore.
