I have spent my whole life fighting. I did not have a gentle and pleasant childhood. There was drama, so much of it. There was rage, and screaming,…
Do you have a Valentine? Let me tell you about that time when I didn’t. It was funny really, in retrospect. I was in my roaring twenties, and…
Your social media feed is stuffed to bursting with the resolutions your friends and family are making for the new year. All the good and earnest people feel…
I was at Costco earlier today. Now I am drinking. They have Christmas trees festooned with sparkly lights, reams of wrapping paper and boxes of dingle balls for…
You read it right, there are 12 weeks of jingle, plinky, sparkly, ring-a-ding holidays. Don’t believe me? Okay, I get it, but we need to stop denying Christmas…
All the gift guides are coming your way, my loves. You will be shown beautiful candles and artisan soaps for your mother-in-law. For your husband, they may suggest…
No, it’s not because it happens to be the “all Pleather week” in our bedroom… I appreciate Thanksgiving week for a whole other reason. Don’t hate me for…
Listen up all of you who are the owners of uteruses (even if you haven’t used yours), we have a job to do that goes well beyond diapers…
I know it is Halloween. I also know that I am am too old for the microscopic little slutty costumes they sell to fit 11 year olds at…
I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid back when the earth was cooling, we dressed up as nasty witches or Snow White for Halloween.…