Reasons 4 is too old to take a bath with mommy
1. He thinks its funny to dump water down your face
2. He pushes on your belly and asks how many babies are in there.
3. He whines about my long blonde hairs sticking to him. (Join daddy’s club, ya Turkey)
4. He is smart enough to start commenting on different parts.
For the record, I don’t plan on him joining me, but every time I am in there, he hears the water running and bolts into the bathroom to join me.
What are some of your reasons…..
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This one is easy… he has vocal chords and a fairly wide vocabulary that could full describe the scene. If they can draw a good visual of your epic bod (or epic catastrophe) then it is time to lock that door Mama. The other Moms on the school Parent Committee don’t need to hear from their children exactly where your C-section scar ends.
Mine would (and have) shared about my “cleaning rituals” with the neighbours, lady in the checkout line and my Father. Nice.
The question “Can I see your vagina” pretty much sums it up.
If he’s old enough to talk, he’s old enough to share too much with people that just don’t need to know that mommy doesn’t shave, her belly jiggles and her boobs MAY tangle when she’s rinsing her hair. Just sayin