Late August. That’s when it begins. The alarm goes off at 6:15am and eyes flutter open only to find that the morning is a little darker than it…
When did it become so popular to write and publish “open” letters to people we don’t know? According to the Oxford Dictionary, an open letter is “a letter,…
Through the ages, women have been expected to live up to rigorous and ridiculous standards of beauty. We should always be grooming and looking our best, have zero…
Puberty is potentially one of the most awkward times in a person’s life. Periods, boners, breasts. Pubes, B.O. and zits… these are just the physical changes. What about…
Dear parents of peanut butter loving kids, Mmmmm, I love peanut butter too. My favorite breakfast is peanut butter toast; I like to cut a banana up and…
If you’ve done yoga and you have a vagina you might relate to the experience I had in my class today. Yoga isn’t really my thing; I go…
Teaching my kids table manners is akin to a badger teaching her babies to fly. I’m not saying I have no manners; I’m saying I like to not…
Summer is one big punch in the lady balls for many of us moms. The shock of having kids back in the house full fucking time is no…
My daughters are still pretty young, and as parents do, I constantly and inadvertently eavesdrop on my kids. It’s fascinating. The shit that comes from their mouths when…
Ahhh, summer! The season of swim team and summer camps. Last year, my five-year-old lost one, just one, of her expensive water shoes at camp, rendering the other…