I got suckered into the idea of getting fit and those cute little 100 day challenges. So I’m learning to jog. What was I thinking? I’m not sure.…
My mom has been a wee bit behind the technology train since, well, since the Internet became something past a dial-up modem. Even then, I don’t think she…
I don’t know about you, but the BLUNTmoms laugh hysterically whenever they watch Hollywood movie birth. Oh, if ONLY labour was always precipitated by a comedic gush of bodily…
Almost five years ago, as my due date came, passed and gave me the middle finger, I waited and seethed and glared at this unwavering bump in my…
Can anyone tell me what it is about getting your diaper changed that is just so freaking terrible? Every time I try to change my kid’s diaper, he…
So, you have a baby. Congratulations! You’re a parent now. No more time for fooling around like a jackass on Twitter. You now need to devote 100% of…
When the BLUNTmoms writers realized we were about to surpass a million views on this here website you’re currently reading, we all jumped up and down and gave…
It takes commitment and a freakish inattention to detail to give baby gifts that are so bad, it’s epic. Basically, it takes effort to be this dumb. I know…
Now that I am divorced, I get invited to bunches of fancy parties. So many of them, in fact, that at each invitation I find myself belting out…
Turning 40 was a big deal for me. I reviewed my past years and deemed most of them worthless in terms of personal achievements or accomplishing anything just…