Help! I’ve been sucked into the online marketing vortex, and I can’t get out! I will admit, I am a social media junkie. You’d imagine that has aided…
My husband asked me if I had any New Year’s resolutions that I was shooting for this year. Shooting for? What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah,…
While scanning through my e-mail, I was hit with something very powerful. My inbox is an archival storage area of all the ridiculous purchases I’ve made in my…
Warning – First World Problems Alert! I was laying in bed last night thinking about all the crap on my plate. I remember being a young girl and…
When my daughter was a toddler, she was fond of giving big, sloppy kisses on your mouth- or your ear, cheek, foot…Really, the kid was a smooching machine and…
We are raised with the understanding that one day, we will grow up, get a job, find the woman/man of our dreams, get married, and have a family.…
My daughter’s little friend excitedly stormed through my front door; she had come over to play with my girl and her new Barbie Dream House. She was practically…
“You hit the husband JACKPOT!” “WHAT!? He does LAUNDRY?!” “Your husband knows how to cook?!” “Is he babysitting the little one while you’re out?” “You’re so lucky to…
My heart just breaks for poor Kanye. 53 million dollars in debt; I cannot begin to fathom…. Can you imagine the devastation you’d feel going fifty-three million…
I am not an asshole. Well, NORMALLY I am not an asshole. I’ve seen the “Mommy Wars” all over the internet just like the rest of you. Breastfeeding…