You couldn’t possibly predict what your compliment does to people like me when you say things like: “Oh you have lost weight, you look great” or “Wow, you…
Every day all day I post my emotions, my thoughts, my experiences online. I don’t do this for attention (though that doesn’t suck) but for the ability to share…
Who remembers that pithy little ad campaign of the 1980’s and early 90’s that smugly thought a directive like “Just Say No” would in fact deter kids from…
Dear Neighbor: I don’t mean to sound negative, but no one is coming for your tree. Unless you call the city and pay to have it picked up,…
You know those days when your morning starts with cleaning up the garbage spilled from your bin by Evil Genius Raccoons and only improves slightly when you discover that your…
I’ve never been a big believer in New Year’s resolutions. Eat less, eat better, exercise more, work harder, relax more . . . yadda yadda. The onset of a new…
When I was three-years-old, my favourite movie was The Wizard of Oz. There was just one problem. I had no beef with the flying monkeys or the gnarled…
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Your social media feed is stuffed to bursting with the resolutions your friends and family are making for the new year. All the good and earnest people feel…
My husband asked me if I had any New Year’s resolutions that I was shooting for this year. Shooting for? What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah,…