Last week, Monday was more craptastic than usual. Instead of going to work, I had to go to the outpatient surgery center for a D and C. Contrary…
When my husband and I decided to have kids we didn’t put all that much thought into it. Because we had been drunk for ten years. But there…
Let’s talk about sex. Now, I’m not an expert, but let’s just say that I probably enjoy sex more than the average woman. Having said that, I…
We had a new kind of locker room fight in our local school board meeting. In reality, it had nothing to do with a bathroom, and everything to…
Before having my own babies, I envisioned the kind of mother I hoped I would be: a smidge of Carol Brady for the patience, a dash of Modern…
It had to be done; I broke up with my crockpot. I was really into cooking about a year and a half ago. I would bust out homemade…
Dividing up a life, decades of a life, isn’t easy. There is so much to decide. Who gets the sofa? What about the kitchen table? And that’s just…
I received the weirdest message on Facebook this morning from a friend. The message read: Can I ask you something? What’s your problem? Why won’t you friend my…
We are ruining them. Our kids. Every day that we lavish praise on them and reward them for mediocrity we’re ruining them. We’re teaching them that showing up…
I struggle with balance. In all the ways possible. One week I’ll run every day, even in rainy windstorms that encourages juice from my bangs to flow directly…