I have a SH-T memory, but I know I had a lot of kick-ass birthday parties growing up. That was back when Moms didn’t need Pinterest to feel…
I give blow jobs on birthdays. It’s my thing. Oh Christ, don’t get me wrong, I don’t suck off everyone on their birthday. Just my husband. It’s our…
Kids birthday parties bring many emotions to the surface; fun, excitement, panic, anxiety and dread. So far, I’ve only experienced the first two, but all of that will…
My kids have never had a Christmas tree. There, I said it. Go ahead and gather up all of your stones. For some reason my complete disinterest in…