You may not know this about me, but I was in a movie with Kate Hudson. As in, Goldie’s daughter. Yeah huh. And by “in” I mean an extra, in one scene, but it made the cut. They even took my name. Trailer please.
I found extra work repetitive and soul sucking, so I stuck to waitressing like all good actors do. That was fifteen years ago. I still serve tables, but the internet has made it possible for my Hollywood career to soar like it so deserves.
I hear things, I read, I know they make movies online now. How hard can it be? I may not know how, but I’m one hundred percent sure casting is complete. I’m interesting enough for the net. Me, and my world. I will call it Me, and My World (fade to dream sequence … possibly Ryan Gossling is undressing.)
But first I guess I need to figure out “How to Make a Web Series”
Hmmm, it seems like a lot of work. I had no idea. I mean what about those little kids who say adorable things and go viral in a matter of minutes. Kittens. They get all the attention. How do they even contribute to society?