You are so Cool
It must be hard to be so cool. I mean just the act of walking around with that self inflated ego without getting carried away in the breeze is a huge feat in itself. I can’t imagine the effort that goes into propping yourself up and looking so gosh darn superior in the eyes of your minions. You must be exhausted. Oh, wait, yes you are, you just posted about it. Ahhh but look all the little rodents are gathering around hoping for a scrap to pick up as they pummel you with their heartfelt words of support. Bless their little hearts.
I’ve never been one of the cool kids. I’ve never been one of the rodents either. I am just me. I won’t insult you by saying something like “I don’t care what other people think of me.” Of course I do. We all do and if you say otherwise you are a big fat liar. I simply don’t have the need to try and fool people into believing I am something I am not. I believe in working hard. I believe in giving credit when it’s due. I don’t believe someone is “an expert” at something simply because they say they are. If you have the credentials to back that up then I might listen. If you don’t then go blow your steam somewhere else.
I don’t mind hearing your opinion. Just don’t try to pass it off as fact. And for crying out loud stop walking all over the people who got you whatever success you actually have achieved. Your influence isn’t as important or as big as you think it is. And one day someone, or something is going to make you realize that. So, until then, be a little nicer – and I mean actually think about being legitimately nice, not that sugar coated pile of shit you try to make us believe is nice. Shit is shit not matter how sparkly it is. Because if you don’t play nice, when you crash and burn the rodents won’t be there to pick you up. They will let out a collective sigh of relief that they don’t have to pretend to adore you and your crap anymore and, because you have at least taught them one thing so well, one of them will rise to the challenge and take over the position.
