Does your family gather round the table for the holidays, chewing with their mouths closed and having calm, rational discussions? I didn’t think so. But that’s part of…
“Forever’s gonna start tonight!” And the hangover’s gonna start tomorrow. There’s a direct correlation between how loud I sing (scream, if we’re being honest) “Total Eclipse of the…
One of these days, my family of three (soon to be four!) will move out of our tiny apartment and get a house. Until then, we’re stuck with…
One of these days, my family of three (soon to be four!) will move out of our tiny apartment and get a house. Until then, we’re stuck with…
Believe it or not, they’ve eaten (or had a food fight, or stuffed it under the couch cushions), they’ve bathed (or drank all the bath water), splashed suds…
See ya later, Helicopter Parenting. Adieu, French Parenting. With all of these newfangled rules about raising kids, I can hardly keep track of how I should be feeding,…
One of the most enjoyable aspects of having kids (aside from wiping up poop and drool) is watching them discover the world around them. Like when my toddler…
One of the many joys of pregnancy for me—aside from reflux, fatigue, and being perpetually uncomfortable—was acne. Some women get that beautiful healthy glow. Lucky! I got the…
Yesterday was easily one of the worst days of my life. I had my monthly pregnancy check-up at the hospital. It had been nearly three weeks since I’d…
I was working from home, taking a quick break from boring spreadsheets to cook up an uninspired lunch of rice and hot dogs. It would have been a…