Remember when a philanderer was just a philanderer? He was not a “Sex Addict” deserving of sympathy, a quickie appearance on the Tonight Show, and a 30-day covered…
I’m boring in person. I really don’t know how people don’t see that coming. I never tried to hide the fact that I was an accountant. I drive…
I’m a fat girl. I don’t mean that in the sense where I say I’m fat and I’m really a size 4 and I’m just saying that so…
“Everyone loves babies,” said the reporter on the Today Show. I snorted, almost choked on my coffee, and thought: not me. That’s a big assumption. I’m sure most…
Little Timmy isn’t the only one sticking his hand inside the cookie jar on the sneak. No, we mothers wrote the book on that. The truth is there…
We had to ask our BLUNTmoms to caption this crazy pic of the exchange student trapped in a German Vagina sculpture. “All of them spend their whole lives…
Recently a few moms in the school playground commented on how ‘together’ I always seemed to be. “How do you it?” they groaned. Want to know how? It’s…
Are we in the circle of trust? Because I have a confession to make. I sometimes have the vocabulary of a salty dog sailor. Popeye and I could…
Even before she was born, my daughter liked to screw with me. She managed to convince my OB that she was a boy, so I spent roughly 20…
When I was in college, I found an old cookbook in the kitchen at my dorm. I flipped it open to a chapter called “Meat: A man’s job.”…