I used to love getting wedding invitations in my 20’s. It meant I got to buy a sexy dress and a pair of heels I really didn’t need.…
Can somebody please do something about these misogynist old crinkle dicks in positions of power? This asshole, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has said women cannot be treated as…
Let me tell you something about my daughter. She’s fucking amazing. Now, I get that every parent thinks their kid is great. But other people actually think my…
I don’t admit this often but I’m afraid. Today, I am very, VERY afraid. I fear for myself and for my family. I fear for my husband who…
My boys came rushing in with a plastic box in hand, excitedly asking what this fascinating new contraption might be. Before I could even process what was happening,…
I’ve always referred to my 4-year-old’s multifaceted genital complex as her “vagina.” Although that word doesn’t tell the full, fabulous story, it probably is the most accurate global…
I went through mandatory HR training for work this week and learned about the Age Discrimination Employment Act (ADEA). It forbids discrimination against people aged 40 or older.…
The first time I made a plan like this, I felt it was foolproof. It was a bright sunny day at the end of a perfect summer. Most…
Michelle was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Her biological mother was an alcoholic and drank heavily all day, every day, while she was pregnant. Sadly, with every swill…
I’m sure somewhere on the “intrawebz” there are some “parenting commandments.” Probably an endless amount, actually. I decided I needed to put this out there as a PSA…