Two out of three kids are adopted. At least that’s how it works in our family. We didn’t plan it that way… that’s just how it worked out.…
This week Starbucks debuted their new holiday cup design, and in doing so, unknowingly entered themselves in the competition for 2015’s Stupidest Thing To Be Offended By. The…
We have an epidemic in our society. Apparently we are raising a generation of bullies and victims. What should we do? Let’s take away dodgeball for starters. That…
‘Tis the season, motherfuckers! After a long and arduous couple of months, U8 soccer coaches across the land are banging their heads on the turf. To the parents,…
“Mrs. Loeb?” The sound of a woman’s voice jars me out of my computer trance. Why is she asking for my mother-in-law? “Mrs. Loeb? Hello?” The voice again,…
I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. It’s not by choice, mind you. It’s just that I have children. And children need to eat. Often. No…
“Get the hell out of her vagina!” are the words that came to mind when I read what is some of the most offensive garbage I’ve ever seen. My response to a…
This weekend, the greatest upset in college football wasn’t USC’s win over 3rd ranked Utah or Georgia Tech beating #9 Florida State. In fact, it didn’t happen on…
Apparently there’s a service for people who really love their tattoos. Or rather, people who love people who really love their tattoos. Finally, you can hold on to…
Becoming an adult ruined a lot of things for me – parties aren’t as much fun; my boobs are not where they used to be; and I had…