The BLUNTMoms authors are busy booking our extra special body waxing appointments to get that precious heart-shaped look we know the boys like. We so enjoy being pretty…
When I was a kid, the thought of the year 2000 would cause me to daydream about life on a distant planet, commuting by spaceship, and robots doing…
I am not a cat person. Dogs are just better in general, specifically big dogs. For the last twenty years, we have not had a dog that weighed…
This is not a “pity piece.” I don’t want any comments about how “it could be worse” or “I’ve got this” because right about now, I don’t agree.…
Are you judging me? I hope so. I know this is not a popular sentiment, nor something a nice girl like you would do. We are all out…
It’s the New Year and my Facebook feed is full of pictures of newly decluttered closets, vows to rid the house of 40 bags of clutter in 40…
I’m unsure of the exact moment I stopped grabbing the “oh &#$%” handle or stomping the non-existent brake on the floorboard as she drove. I’m not even sure…
There seems to be a regular complaint I am hearing from moms whose kids are newly entering their teenage years and it goes something like this…”NO ONE WARNED…
I’ve got a family of small town bitchy moms – aunts, cousins, and a hyper sister. Every holiday I’m forced to smell their cigarettes and listen to their complaints. It is…
Our great American success story starts off like many others – one man, with a good job, who stocked away his earnings for a rainy day. In this…