On Monday mornings, me and a few of the school moms gather at a boutique gym that’s actually for young beautiful people but they let us in because…
Stop me right now if you’ve never seen anything like this on social media: “I was having the WORST day today! Everything was going wrong. And then when…
I have always been one who follows the rules. To a fault. I think it is a little bit of the autism gene that runs through my family,…
I have a confession to make. I will not attend my daughter’s parent-teacher conferences this year. In the spirit of full disclosure to all of you, I didn’t…
We all sometimes witness things that make us want to BARK at other people. Bad drivers, fashion victims, slow walkers and close talkers all bring out the worst…
I’m having a midlife crisis. People talk a lot about male midlife crises. The sports cars. The buxom bimbos. The gold chain nestled in overflowing grey chest hair.…
Officially, I’m a mom. Remember that Julia Roberts’s never-ending story meme? Yeah, that kind of mom. I used to laugh so hard at these memes that nature found…
I find odd and unusual items in my house. Sometimes these discoveries are wrapped in a cloak of dust bunny mystery which must be solved. Like the scientist…
It’s a fairly common thing to hear women talk about how much they don’t want to become their mothers. We like to think we’ll be wiser than they…
Like rapper T.I. I have an 18-year-old daughter and, like T.I.’s daughter, she also went to the gynecologist this year. And that’s about where the similarities end. My…