I carry a claw hammer in my car. Everyone thinks it’s funny. Like, why would any sane human have mints, Kleenex, Dramamine—and a mini cudgel—in their glove compartment?…
I distinctly remember the first time I heard the word perimenopause. After several negative pregnancy tests that resulted from a late period, I called a friend for advice.…
It was bound to happen at some point. Our parents die. Sometimes suddenly or others go slowly, but it is what elders do, they leave us eventually. My…
Dear Mom— You know me better than anyone. You know I don’t understand the combination of sandals and unclipped toenails. You know mayonnaise makes me sad. So, of…
I have many fond memories of the holidays and various fancy events as a child. I remember the joy and excitement, the special food, and family traditions. I…
It was 2:30 pm. I headed to the break room for my usual fifth cup of coffee for the day. I sat down. Per usual, that stressed, sinking…
I used to be fairly accepting of the “short-comings” that sometimes existed in my potential suitors. Now in my 30’s I feel like it’s nonsense that I have…
A. Step into the witches coven Sip upon the mothers’ brew Wait for unsolicited advice given See who needs to feel superior to whom. B. Feel the subtle…
Back in the 1980s, when I wasn’t watching bitchin’ Madonna videos on MTV, I became aware of the saying “You can have it all.” To young women like…
My boys are having a tough time. My boys. They are teenage boys and they’re having a hard time socially which I think some might think is odd.…