Within the past year, my thirteen-year-old daughter’s body has changed, rapidly. Hello, hormone, hell. Obviously, this came as no surprise to me. At eleven, (YES ELEVEN), I was…
1. He’s “THE Donald.” Even his name transitions super easy into “THE President.” Can you believe people are actually saying he doesn’t have “THE” experience? Hello? 2. He likes to…
Why, Fuller House? WHY?! We were all so excited about your arrival! After all, we’d been watching your old ‘90s re-runs for months in anticipation of your reunion.…
Anyone who believes that their high school years were the best years of their life has probably repressed those heinous memories and replaced them with delusional fantasies. Or…
I hadn’t seen my family practitioner since before I got pregnant with my son in 2009. My gynecologist was on speed dial, but my family doc and I had grown…
Apparently when little boys move away from home they still want to have a mom. Except now they want to be able to hump her in the kitchen…
My heart just breaks for poor Kanye. 53 million dollars in debt; I cannot begin to fathom…. Can you imagine the devastation you’d feel going fifty-three million…
It has ferocious opinions and unstable emotions. It possesses the power to make you constantly question your parenting abilities and remind you that you are by no means,…
I just so happen to have gone to a university that almost always makes an appearance on the yearly Top Ten Party School list. So, you can imagine…
After a hectic day in the office, I knew there was trouble the moment I arrived at my daughter B’s extended kindergarten class. Instead of opening the door and…