Dear Blue Bear, Two nights ago, your five-year-old friend, Drew, who has been your faithful companion of ohh, FIVE years now, told you to Shut Up. I know…
We went to our first wedding of 2015 this past weekend. This is when it all starts isn’t it? As soon as there are bees buzzing, flowers growing,…
A glossary of parenting terms you won’t find in the baby books… Arm Roll & Release: The nerve-wracking manoeuvre used by parents in order to remove their arm…
To the Mother in Baltimore, I saw the video. Everyone has seen the video. Everyone is posting it and tweeting it and talking about it. I want to…
I anxiously awaited the most talked about interview with the rest of America. We all wanted to hear what Bruce Jenner was going to say. When it finally…
This vignette represents just one of the hundreds of days and nights I spent while abusing alcohol. On some mornings the hangovers were worse, and I had to…
Did you hear? Somebody named their baby girl #Hashtag. That’s Hashtag with a hashtag in front of it. And they announced it on Facebook. Why not tweet it?…
There’s an article on Salon going around right now, and I have some thoughts about it. I have five children at home. I understand, completely how much of a hassle it can be…
“Well, maybe that’ll teach you for posting “belly” pictures all over Facebook!” Her words knocked the wind out of me. I felt like I had been kicked, right…
Loudspeaker: Welcome to Lingerie Anonymous where we raise our Underawareness. Females use, misuse, and abuse us. We get hung, flung, wrung, sprung, and molested by his tongue. Whether we’re…