I am a paranoid freak. I’ve wired my house like Fort Knox to prevent robbers, predators, and ex wives from coming in and 18 year olds from sneaking…
I admit it, I can be tough to impress. I’m slightly allergic to flowers, and what doesn’t send me into sneezing fits invariably is consumed by the cats…
Up until quite recently, I had lived for nearly 40 years without ever setting foot inside of a spa. They’re a ridiculous waste of money and time, a…
I have a fairly unhealthy obsession with reality television. I have seen nearly every reality show at least once. It’s like a first date. You have one chance to…
I take cleanliness seriously. On a scale of 1 to Howard Stern/Howie Mandel Clean Crazy, I’m not quite there yet. I don’t freak out about shaking hands with…
As I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep (going on 52 minutes), I started thinking about cheating spouses, and if I were to cheat, who would…
Did you hear about the soon-to-be released app, “Peeple?” Think Yelp for humans. Yes…applying a rating scale to humans. Yes…really. I like this “information at my fingertips” era.…
I’ve read a couple blog posts recently that revolved around parents having ‘the talk’ with their sons. They were funny and sweet and guilt inducing. You guys, I’ve…
It has begun. The speculation. The guessing. The anticipation and excitement that typically leads up to a very well-thought out response to the question everyone and their pet…
It sounds ridiculous, I know; but I am. I am jealous of how many times you change it, and that you can do it with such abandon. You…