Roses, chocolates and exotic trips all have their place I suppose. But I kill every plant that meets my gaze and that just makes me feel shitty about…
I’ve never been a big believer in New Year’s resolutions. Eat less, eat better, exercise more, work harder, relax more . . . yadda yadda. The onset of a new…
My husband thinks I’m beautiful. He tells me this frequently. He told me that the first thing he noticed about me on our first blind date were my…
I planned my own Mother’s Day this year. Weeks in advance, I told my husband all the crap I do each day, and that my Mother’s Day wish…
Doormat Moms – we do not approve of you and mock you behind your back You might be a doormat Mom if: You call your son “Buddy” in…
sometimes i feel like a fraud. i feel like a fraud when i’m running- my body laborous, lumberous, slow. i feel like a fraud at yoga- my body…
If my bra and panties match it means one of two things. One, it is my wedding day and I’m jammed into an all nude, roll-suffocating, hospital-grade duo.…
Dear Husband, I hate to bring this up so close to Father’s Day but since that blessed day has passed, I can’t hold it in any longer. I…
11:27pm quiet house. kids asleep. lunches made. dishes done. laundry folded. I collapse into bed. tap, tap, hey honeeeeeeyyyyy? Oh, not tonight dear, I’m exhausted. What? Are you…
Actually, yield = 2 girls. Here’s the recipe: Start with two friends. Add two more. Add two more. Tell each couple to invite two more until you have…