To some people, a Christmas tree is just a tree. It’s something we put up once a year for 25 days or so. We slap some lights on it and…
By the time that the first week of November is gone, the world sends itself into a hyper-speed of everything holiday-related. Stores throw-up pounds of Christmas decorations. People…
Sitting in the back of my underwear drawer, beneath an eclectic mix of boxer panties, grannies, and bras, you will find a thong. Singular. Just one. And it’s…
I prefer my friendships like I prefer my coffee: strong, can be a little bitter sometimes, and low-maintenance. I don’t feel the need to have the Ninja Coffee…
Last spring, I did something crazy. I signed up for one of those box clothing subscriptions– you might know the one. You fill out a short survey and…
How’re you holding out in this massive shitstorm? It’s been over a month of quarantine over here, and boy oh boy, has it been fun to see peoples’…
Ermahgerd Karen. My feed is filled today with haters about last night’s Superbowl half time show. Mad, angry moms about scandalous clothing bits and stripper poles. Honestly, I…
Once upon a time ago, I was that girl, you may know the one or perhaps, you are her. If you are her, I’m sorry. I was once…
I don’t have a dad. Well, I did. But he died. This will be the fourth year that my dad isn’t alive and despite what the greeting cards…
I know, I know– Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year– however, the internet (once again) has to go and piss me off. Let…