Sitting in the back of my underwear drawer, beneath an eclectic mix of boxer panties, grannies, and bras, you will find a thong. Singular. Just one. And it’s…
I prefer my friendships like I prefer my coffee: strong, can be a little bitter sometimes, and low-maintenance. I don’t feel the need to have the Ninja Coffee…
Last spring, I did something crazy. I signed up for one of those box clothing subscriptions– you might know the one. You fill out a short survey and…
How’re you holding out in this massive shitstorm? It’s been over a month of quarantine over here, and boy oh boy, has it been fun to see peoples’…
Ermahgerd Karen. My feed is filled today with haters about last night’s Superbowl half time show. Mad, angry moms about scandalous clothing bits and stripper poles. Honestly, I…
Once upon a time ago, I was that girl, you may know the one or perhaps, you are her. If you are her, I’m sorry. I was once…
I don’t have a dad. Well, I did. But he died. This will be the fourth year that my dad isn’t alive and despite what the greeting cards…
I know, I know– Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year– however, the internet (once again) has to go and piss me off. Let…
New mothers. They’re just like us. Except they’re enthusiastic, happy, and ready to grab motherhood by the balls. Want to dose them with some truth this holiday season?…
When it comes to being an adult, I like to think that there’s pretty much nothing that pisses me off more than going to the grocery store. If…