I’m currently talking with a contractor to build me something special. Something that will have more uses than it appears from the outside. Something that will cost our…
When I received the news yesterday, I immediately tensed. A knot the size of a baseball emerged from my upper trapezius. My heart began to race. I knew…
People have been hunting since the dawn of time to provide essential sustenance us humans. Picture a loincloth clad, sweaty, dirty, muscular man with untamed hair and piercing…
Don’t you love how relationships start with that glorious energy that has you banging like spider monkeys all night long? You figure this is how it will be…
I came of age during the Friends and Seinfeld years, and I had always been team Seinfeld. I thought the latter show was sharper, grittier, more original, more…
The day has finally come to an end. There is a glimmer of hope that you will be able exhale the stress that has built throughout your daily…
Melissophobia is a fear of bees. I don’t so much have a fear of bees as a fear of becoming a bee. My husband and I recently separated…
Addiction can come in many forms, but do you believe that a person can actually become addicted to video games? If I wasn’t married to my husband, then…
I found an old diary the other day. One of the entries was 20-something me describing my ideal mate. He’d be tall and handsome, super smart, an engineer.…
I am a lot of work, he tells me. I am a lot of work. I am Schrodinger’s equation, Green’s functions, vector calculus. I am gradients that need…