I’m currently talking with a contractor to build me something special. Something that will have more uses than it appears from the outside. Something that will cost our…
Principal Muckenschnabel screwed everything up one Christmas. This shouldn’t have been a complete surprise; he was a first-rate stick-your-freakishly-big-nose-in-little-kids’-business kind of guy. And, this made him even less…
Now look – my five-year-old loves rocks. LOVES them. We’ve got rock “treasures” that’s he’s collected all over our house. Sometimes in *highly* unexpected places. I spend a…
College in the 80’s was going to be a wonderful period of my life. Finally free of my backwoods podunk high school, rife with mouth breathers, I was…
If you were around this summer I am certain that you were bombarded with articles, even if you had the sense not to read them, containing some version…
Just when you thought you had no one to turn to for parenting advice, Mattel created Hello Barbie. This hooker shaped artificial intelligence toy talks to your brood…
I know, I know– Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year– however, the internet (once again) has to go and piss me off. Let…
New mothers. They’re just like us. Except they’re enthusiastic, happy, and ready to grab motherhood by the balls. Want to dose them with some truth this holiday season?…
Sadly the inflatable lawn decoration phase was not a phase and they continue to blow up on people’s yards more frequently than ever before. Lest you think only…
Christmas is coming and I have a confession to make- I find shopping for adults so much harder than shopping for kids, or even teenagers. And shopping for…