I love my kids with every fiber of my being. They are the light of my life, a reason to live, and fill my heart with so much…
On a recent 30-minute commute, I counted no fewer than six radio ads for slumber-inducing/enhancing products. You’ve likely heard them, too. There’s the fellow from Minnesota who invented…
Oh, hey! Did you know there are a million ways to distract yourself from reality when you go on social media? That’s right, you can pretend the Russians…
I have a tendency to overthink the world. This week, I overthought the planning of a murder mystery party with a Mardi Gras theme and a jambalaya recipe…
You remember that one person who made you feel tingly down there and it was all you could think about? Maybe you didn’t even know why. When you…
I can guarantee you, I did not expect to enjoy holding a snake. I thought it would be cold, slimy, and threatening and I would want to give…
In news that should surprise nobody, there’s a lot of predominantly-male hatred aimed at the new Netflix reboot of She-Ra just revealed a couple days ago. pic.twitter.com/MyIRLLVwk7 —…
Why I had always wanted to milk a cow is beyond me. I’d seen it done on many school field trips or at the fall fairs, I’d just…
I am Vice President of Vomit. I believe it’s important to know one’s place in life. To manage expectations and understand who does what in any given circumstance…
Since Lowes had a security breach my “Do not Call” cell number has gone viral to every money hungry vendor and spammer in the world. As if this isn’t…