I am going to stand on the roof of my Granny Van with a bull horn screaming “Will you old farts just shut the hell up?” Who is…
Patience. That is the most significant thing you learn when you are teaching a teenager how to drive. But, I didn’t need it while being her driving…
This year, my husband and I are considering downsizing after living in our home for going on thirty-two years now. Like everyone else these days, we’re not as…
Finding a good family doctor is a daunting task for any mother. To decide whether or not your child’s pediatrician is really “the One”, it can feel like…
I am a confident woman. I’ve even been described as a “She’s got her shit together” kind of gal. There are a few words that will crumble my…
Finding a good esthetician is harder than finding a husband. That’s why I let my bikini line grow down to my ankles after a cross-country move tragically forced…
On Aug 14th, 2003, all the power in our house went out. This wasn’t entirely unusual in NY. There were blackouts at least once a year, usually caused…
“No, please, no.” “Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here.” Their eyes avoid meeting mine at all costs as I scramble sideways down an isle that was obviously made…
I’ll never forget overhearing two moms at dance class whispering about my child and commenting on her size. Both mom were giggling and commenting on how small my…
“It’s ‘Cause Your on Your Period.” If I had a tampon for every time some pre-teen/high-school wet-behind-the-ears boy blamed any from of emotion on my menstrual cycle, I…