This is for all the young ladies out there who are in the early phases of “wifehood” or “shackupness” or whatever. You are in that formative stage where…
We’re back at school. It’s been about a month and although my kids moaned about it, I knew they were looking forward to the routine, friends, and getting…
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I was an addict. I was a drug addict. It took me a long time to utter those words in my own head, let alone speak them out…
“When are you going to have kids?” This is a question I was never asked until I was almost 40. I’d like you to think that it’s because…
Dear Bento box lunch-making mamas, You crazy crafty bitches who set unrealistic expectations by waking up at 5 a.m. every damn day to sculpt gluten-free rice balls into…
So apparently the current occupant of the White House has discovered this “new problem” in our country. He wants parents to be aware because there have been some…
I do it. You do it. Everybody does it. We all poop! Now that the obvious has been stated, let’s delve a little deeper and ponder just how we…
The perfect married man is a rare breed. If you’ve got one, here are the most important ways to keep from blowing it. Hold your own damn purse.…