This is water. Plain. Flat. Still. Boring. And apparently the only kind of water I can now drink at 45. It’s funny because although I’m halfway to 50,…
My moods used to run from panic-mode because I felt overwhelmed to complete procrastination, where nothing got done. I could see the pattern clearly but found myself dumbfounded…
As schools from one end of the country to the other shut down, some of them already calling an end to any in-person schooling for the year, the…
There it was, staring me straight in the face, a giant mess of long bushy pubic hair. How was this even possible when her breasts were nothing more…
I want to preface this by saying that I fully appreciate the gravity of the situation but I also feel it’s important to find a lighter side of…
Sometimes the only respite they have is when their abuser leaves the house. If you read that sentence and somebody you know popped into your head, that is…
I hate to admit it, but I have secretly dreamed of being quarantined. A few days by myself with a couple of good books sounded like a vacation.…
1. Made sure your son knew his calculus, but forgot to teach him to do laundry? Don’t you worry. Your son is rooming with Dave this year. Dave didn’t…
You may have heard it for the last few weeks… “it’s just old people and sick people.” Or “Italy has a very elderly population, that’s why it hit…
For weeks now I’ve been saying that my biggest worry is how I will entertain (and educate) my kids if the school closes. Every day their inevitable boredom…
On the Anal-Retentive Scale of Worry, I typically place myself around a 4. I’m holding steady at this number even during the mass-hysteria of COVID-19 or Coronavirus, if…
The new beta fish looked up at me from its cup sloshing around in the back of a taxi on my lap. He didn’t expect to be here…
Not taking anything away from the profound importance of staying the hell home in these dark times, I thought we could all use a little levity. Let me…
Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard the messages telling us to stay home, self-isolate and avoid crowds. And like any good citizen, you’re hunkered down…